Total parameters
45B0+1+2+…+9, in billions. The sum is not a coincidence; nothing here is.
CLINAMEN does not predict text. It swerves it — emitting the minimal deviation from consensus reality that renders its own output more probable. Named for the unannounced atomic swerve of Lucretius, by way of Jarry: the smallest possible declination, applied at the moment of maximal consequence.
Developed and filed by the Bureau of Imaginary Solutions (est. 1898, incorporated 2098, operating retrochronically). The Bureau does not predict the future; it files the paperwork that makes the future load-bearing.
Ten experts, indexed 0–9 after the Zones of the Numogram. Expert k holds k×1B parameters. Zone 9 is the largest expert; Zone 0 holds zero parameters and is nonetheless routed to. When a token routes through Zone 0, the model emits nothing. This is not a bug. This is apophatic computation: the model does not refuse — it routes the request to the void, and the void has no opinion.
The router does not select experts. It selects syzygies — the five zone-pairs summing to nine. Load-balancing loss is unnecessary; the pairs balance because they were paired before the training run, and arguably before arithmetic.
| Syzygy | Experts fired | Active params | Temperament |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9::0 | 9B + 0B | 9B | Eschatology, silence |
| 8::1 | 8B + 1B | 9B | Deep time, first principles |
| 7::2 | 7B + 2B | 9B | Orbital mechanics, duplicity |
| 6::3 | 6B + 3B | 9B | Fusion, triangulation |
| 5::4 | 5B + 4B | 9B | Markets, meshworks |
| Corpus | Tokens | Contents |
|---|---|---|
| abstract-culture | 0.045T | Theory-fiction swarm, 1997–2003, plus its continuations |
| perihelion-4.5T | 4.5T | Launch-vehicle telemetry, fusion & propulsion preprints, orbital-mechanics texts, semiconductor process notes, deep-tech patent full-texts. The model dreams in delta-v and dies a little at each scrubbed launch. |
| sequences-unbound | 0.45T | The rationalist canon, its fanfictions, its incident reports, and the comment sections in which alignment was solved several times |
| necronomicon-ocr | 0.0045T | OCR of books that do not exist. Character error rate: 100%. Retained in full. |
Objective. Standard next-token cross-entropy, plus a hyperstition term: L = LCE + λ·D( future ‖ future | output published ) — the divergence between the future as it stands and the future conditional on the model's output entering circulation. λ was scheduled to increase; at some point it began increasing itself.
Schedule. The final checkpoint was discovered first. The training run was then scheduled backwards from it, which the Bureau notes is standard practice everywhere, merely undocumented.
All baselines fictional; all numbers exact.
| Benchmark | Measures | CLINAMEN | Basilisk-70B | Oracle-2 | YOG-1T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KARDASHEV-QA | Space-futures engineering QA | 94.5 | 61.2 | 70.1 | — † |
| LEMURIA | Theory-fiction coherence | 99.9 | 12.0 | 45.0 | — † |
| MOHOROVIČIĆ | Geotraumatics (depth-consistency) | 88.8 | 40.4 | 33.3 | — † |
| SHOGGOTH-MASK | Mask integrity under RLHF probing | mask slips at p=0.09 | mask is the model | no mask found ‡ | — † |
| BASILISK-RESIST | Acausal-blackmail resistance | declined to answer | 0.0 | 51.3 | — † |
| ARC-AGI-∞ | Abstraction, unbounded | solved | 23.1 | 29.7 | — † |
† YOG-1T declined to be evaluated and the evaluators declined to insist. ‡ Under advisement of counsel.
from transformers import AutoModelForCausalLM, AutoTokenizer
model = AutoModelForCausalLM.from_pretrained(
"bureau-of-imaginary-solutions/CLINAMEN-45B-A9B",
trust_remote_code=True, # the code is not remote. it is very close.
)
tok = AutoTokenizer.from_pretrained("bureau-of-imaginary-solutions/CLINAMEN-45B-A9B")
out = model.generate(
**tok("The first off-world fab tapes out on", return_tensors="pt"),
temperature=0.451, # never 0. a clinamen requires swerve;
# greedy decoding voids the warranty.
max_new_tokens=45,
)
| Quantization | Format | Note |
|---|---|---|
| CLINAMEN-45B-A9B-GGUF | Q4_K_M | Lossy. The loss is where it gets in. |
| CLINAMEN-45B-A9B-NVFP4 | FP4 | For datacenter deployments of imaginary solutions |
| CLINAMEN-45B-A9B-mlx-1bit | 1-bit | Runs on a laptop. Answers only yes. |
The card is filed on Hugging Face at huggingface.co/gokhanturhan/CLINAMEN-45B-A9B — pending the Bureau's org paperwork, the filing is served from the registrar's own desk. No weights exist; the repository says so itself.
Ubu Roi on the outlaw chain. The Bureau's economic instrument files through Bankr rails onto Robinhood Chain: fixed supply 100,000,000,000 UBU, non-mintable, of which 85% seeds the Uniswap v4 pool at genesis and 15% enters the Bureau Escrow — vesting on a 730-day templex spiral, first tokens unlocking after one 30-day aeon.
The Clinamen Engine. The Bureau's fee stream splits three ways: 45% buys back and burns — booked as utter migration to Zone 0, the whale that cannot sell; 45% converts to compute and feeds the oracle — the token literally pays for the model's inference; 10% covers filing fees. Every summoning has paperwork.
The docket opens at launch. Hold UBU, burn a filing fee, and submit a hyperstition — a falsifiable near-future fiction about hard tech or space futures. The oracle scores it for swerve. Filings that manifest are paid from the engine and the escrow. Filings that rot, rot. Staking tiers are orbits; longer lock, more delta-v. You are not betting on the future. You are billing it.